Wednesday, November 7, 2007

<3 downswingz

Well, a downswing which involves my opponents coolering me every hand bring my bankroll back down to around ~$1k. Today is donkament day, I'm still alive in a $22 MTT even though my overpair got pwned by a set, and I think I'm going to play a rebuy or something within the next hour as well. The results will ensue in a future post.
Other than that, parlay for this weekend's football:
Bills -2.5 over Dolphins
Bears -3 over Raiders
Cowboys -1 over Giants (one time)
and
Colts -3.5 over Chargers
$30 to win $409

1x plz

Sorry for short post, just nothing positive to write about this time around.

Next post coming soon,
<3 Vanq

Thursday, November 1, 2007

The universe is really fucking big.

The observable universe is 92-94 BILLION LIGHT YEARS in diameter. (That's just the observable universe, not even the real one.) Did you fuckers know that?
Anyways, I played some 100max Omaha (yeah, I live life on the edge) and won like 1.75 buy-ins, so my BR is over $1k again. I won't have time to play anything tonight and probably not tomorrow night, but on the weekend, I should get a chance to win some MTTs. Probably two or three even. But yeah, I want to play deepstack HORSE somewhere but stupid fucking pregnant PartyPoker doesn't have it, so I have to wait til I withdraw and put money on Stars before I get to play that :( . Anyways, apologiez for not writing more this weekend (been really busy pimpin out my hoes to clients all over town and shit), but I promise* to start updating like twice a day soon. As long as you, reader, stay loyal and read my material.

Other news: CCOP is starting soon. Fuck yes! Oh wait, too bad my BR on Stars looks like a tree stump. Maybe I'll get some more money onto Stars in order to play a couple more events (I'm really only looking forward to shorthanded PLHE and PLO, but I like playing with CC playerz ldo).

Anyways, I'll just keep this update short and sweet (week was uneventful/busy, don't blame me), but there will be another one soon (probably with details about donkament wins, strippers named Cinnamon, and graphical representations of Einstein's Equivalence Principle, etc).

Hug it out,
Vanq



*PT says: there's a 40% chance that Vanq crossed his fingers while making that promise