The observable universe is 92-94 BILLION LIGHT YEARS in diameter. (That's just the observable universe, not even the real one.) Did you fuckers know that?
Anyways, I played some 100max Omaha (yeah, I live life on the edge) and won like 1.75 buy-ins, so my BR is over $1k again. I won't have time to play anything tonight and probably not tomorrow night, but on the weekend, I should get a chance to win some MTTs. Probably two or three even. But yeah, I want to play deepstack HORSE somewhere but stupid fucking pregnant PartyPoker doesn't have it, so I have to wait til I withdraw and put money on Stars before I get to play that :( . Anyways, apologiez for not writing more this weekend (been really busy pimpin out my hoes to clients all over town and shit), but I promise* to start updating like twice a day soon. As long as you, reader, stay loyal and read my material.
Other news: CCOP is starting soon. Fuck yes! Oh wait, too bad my BR on Stars looks like a tree stump. Maybe I'll get some more money onto Stars in order to play a couple more events (I'm really only looking forward to shorthanded PLHE and PLO, but I like playing with CC playerz ldo).
Anyways, I'll just keep this update short and sweet (week was uneventful/busy, don't blame me), but there will be another one soon (probably with details about donkament wins, strippers named Cinnamon, and graphical representations of Einstein's Equivalence Principle, etc).
Hug it out,
Vanq
*PT says: there's a 40% chance that Vanq crossed his fingers while making that promise
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beware the poker blog curse. post more or you'll never win a race again, and all your aces will be cracked for all eternity (this includes hell, which is another part of the curse)
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Hang on, how can the observable universe be that big when it's only 14 billion years since the big bang? The furthest light can only be 14 billion light years away so that's a limit to the observable universe.
Bombjack, you are mistaken: that's due to the fact that space-time is highly curved (Hubble expansion, etc), so one can not measure the size of the universe merely by multiplying its age by light years. it gets more complicated from here but i suggest you read up on the subject
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